I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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