I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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