some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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