hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
