At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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