I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
