did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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