rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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