She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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