I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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