It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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