help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
tell me about the fingering
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