he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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