before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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