It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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