just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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