Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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