So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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