Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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