i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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