hotel room ftw
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Randomize