I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
