And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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