Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I can't turn off my feet"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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