Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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