Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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