I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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