theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I forgot wine drunk hurts
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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