well most of my day revolves around power hour
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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