Just mADE A PArabola og urine
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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