kristin has been a bad kristin
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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