You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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