fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You had me at "let me see your balls"
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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