Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Just puked most of my soul out..
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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