I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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