"it" just moved
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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