I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Come see our sink grown plant.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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