SEEEEXXX PLEASE
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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