So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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