what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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