Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It's never too late to be topless.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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