Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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