Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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