Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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