Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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