How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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