Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Someone shit on the floor
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Randomize
