I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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