She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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