It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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