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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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