It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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