The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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