I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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