so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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