I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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