I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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