why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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