apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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